May 2012
“Easy mind, light heart. A mind that is too easy hides a heart that is too heavy.”
– Franz Schubert (via classicalliterature)
Watchh1bernate:
jgaskisanerd:
earthenterran:
zombiepeas:
THEY JUST MADE A BANANA INTO A SPACE BAR
At first I didn’t understand
But now I do.
I feel like I’ve done absolutely nothing with my life.
Also I need this. For reasons.
BANANA-PIANO.
friend: so, what type of guys are you into?
me: fictional, mostly.
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws intestines at police
News in Canada: Janitor finds torso in abandoned suitcase
News in Canada: Left foot sent to Conservative Headquarters
News in Canada: Left hand found at Canada Post Terminal addressed to Liberal Party of Canada Headquarters
theevermysteriousowl:
unclenicky:
OH MY GOD...
ohhannahdear:
Well 9 out of 10 of our top ten deserve it.
THEANNE.
thebeatinyourheart:
Anybody who knows anything at that school knows that YOU deserved that spot, and not him. You’re gonna do way better in life than he is, and we all love you!
My academic career →
wowfunniestposts:
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Present:
this blog is hilarious
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
